Flying bananas

So I went to the C-Store to fax a transcript request, and while I was filling out a form, a banana fell on me from the bowl next to my head. Needless to say, it surprised me.

HOLY!!...

(I frequently say 'holy cow' or just 'holy')


The ladies working there were sure I was going to say 'Holy Shit', and that I held my tongue, which brought them endless joy somehow. They promised me that they would remember me, and ridicule me everytime they see me.

Yay!